The death of the flying trainer -- you choose

My AT40 RC plane, or the "Flying Trainer" has featured in many of my YouTube videos but now it's old, tired, oil-soaked, doesn't fly so well and failed to win first-prize at the annual concours d'elegance competition this year so I think it's time it was retired in spectacular fashion.
So XJet channel viewers, I want YOU to come up with suggestions as to how I should return "The Flying Trainer" to the pieces from whence it came.
A vertical dive from 400 feet? A flight straight into that lovely steel-framed control-tower you see on my vids? Knife-edge through one of the many 5-wire fences around the field?
You decide -- or come up with an even more glorious way to end the life of this model.
Fear not -- I shall be replacing all the good bits with old bits. I have a rather wrecked engine, a bunch of useless servos and some other parts I wouldn't trust in any other model so there won't be a huge financial loss associated with the demise of this model.
There will be a lot of cameras trained on the plane when she goes in however, so the video should be great.
If you're in the area, you might even want to drop by and see her last few minutes of life in person.
Okay, over to you now -- let's hear those suggestions!
And if anyone wants to sponsor this crash -- let me know, I'll give you some prominent advertising -- so I can afford to buy a new "Flying Trainer" for the next 8 years of flying.