How is TCP like the 7th grade? -- LazyWeb #5

The LazyWeb Show is a recap of the past week’s current events on the web platform. This week:
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Microsoft renames Spartan to Microsoft Edge, Paul Irish explains TCP and how it’s a lot like junior high, sitespeed.io releases an open source perf dashboard, Sky lets you write Dart apps for mobile, Scott Jehl demonstrates how to load pages quickly (even if they’re heavy), and Chrome’s new scheduler let’s priority tasks jump the queue.
LIFE ON THE EDGE
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WHAT’S UP TCP!
MEASURE ALL THE THINGS!
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DART FOR MOBILE
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WEIGHT DOESN’T MEAN WAIT
CUTTING IN LINE
9 squares
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Rainbow Firestorm recreation by towc
chasing nowhere by Brandel Zachernuk
Jello Cone by Vivek Thakyal
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