The Queue: Watch it at work!

A time frame for the end of the format war, HDTV's showing its true colors, another moon prize, blasting your friends with messages, and potentially violating company policy on your work computer.
HEY THERE RICH DEMURO WITH CNET TV WELCOMING YOU TO ANOTHER TECH PACKED EDITION OF THE QUEUE...
LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT...WITH YOUR FORMAT WAR UPDATE!
FORRESTER RESEARCH SAYS THE FORMAT WAR WILL LAST ANOTHER 18 MONTHS...
IN 2005, THEY PREDICTED THAT BLU RAY WOULD WIN...
BUT NOW, THEY SAY BLU-RAY IS STILL IN A BETTER POSITION BUT NEEDS TO ALTER THEIR COURSE.
THE ISSUES - PARAMOUNT'S RECENT HD DVD COMMITMENT AND HD DVD HARDWARE PRICES ARE NOW AT A CONSUMER SWEET SPOT.
TO STAY IN THE RACE - FORRESTER SAYS BLU RAY WILL HAVE TO OFFER A 250 DOLLAR PLAYER BY THIS CHRISTMAS.
HERE'S SOMETHING TO DISPLAY ON YOUR BIG SCREEN IN LIEU OF HD MOVIES...
COLOR LIGHT.
THE DVD TURNS YOUR HDTV INTO AN AMBIENT LIGHT SOURCE...
TRANSITIONING THROUGH THE ENTIRE COLOR SPECTRUM IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES...
OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALSO PAUSE THE DVD ON YOUR FAVORITE COLOR...
A COLOR LIGHT DVD WILL SET YOU BACK ABOUT 25 BUCKS...
BUT PUT YOUR PARTY IN AWESOME MODE...
NOW THAT GOOGLE IS OFFERING 20 MILLION BUCKS TO ANYONE WHO CAN LAND AN UNMANNED ROVER ON THE MOON...
IT'S ONLY NATURAL TO WANT TO CATCH A RIDE ON THE PUBLICITY WAVE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEVER CALL IS DOING...
THE WEB CELL PHONE RETAILER OFFERING A 10-THOUSAND DOLLAR PRIZE TO ANYONE WHO MAKES THE FIRST CELL PHONE CALL FROM THE MOON'S SURFACE...
IT CAN BE MADE BY MAN OR DEVICE...
THERE ARE ALSO SMALLER PRIZES...
500 BUCKS FOR THE FIRST MOON TO EARTH TEXT MESSAGE...
AND 100 BUCKS FOR GETTING A CALL ON THE MOON WITH THE CRAZY FROG RINGTONE.
WOW...I COULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT STUFF UP IF I TRIED.
MOVING THROUGH THE QUEUE...
TIME FOR THE BETA!
THANK GOD FOR SOCIAL NETWORKING...
INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING WITH OUR FRIENDS..WE HAVE WEB 2.0 EXCUSES FOR HIDING BEHIND SITES LIKE FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE., TEXT MESSAGES AND EMAIL.
TRUMPIA BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER. THE COMPANY APPARENTLY THE FIRST TO REALIZE HOW TOUGH IT IS TO GET A HOLD OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY CALL THEM...
SIGN UP FOR THEIR SERVICE...UPLOAD YOUR ADDRESS BOOK AND AND THEIR BLAST TOOL WILL TEXT, IM AND EMAIL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT ONCE!
ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE, YOU CAN BLAST OUT AN EVENT INVITATION TO COORDINATE A LAST MINUTE MEETING WITHOUT DOING ANY ORGANIZING.[1]MARK - WORK AND NET
I GUESS COORDINATING COULD BE TOUGH WHEN YOU HAVE 700 FRIENDS ON MYSPACE...
FINALLY - QUEUE ON THE STREET...
AS YOU SAW IN TODAY'S TECH TIDBIT...51 PERCENT OF IT PROS SAY WORKPLACE COMPUTER RULES HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES IF YOU BREAK THEM...
SO WHAT ARE FOLKS DOING AT WORK???
OH...BUT THEY DO KNOW...
I'M RICH DEMURO WITH CNET TV - CONSIDER YOURSELF ALL QUEUED UP...